@jonnysun: its prettey gutsy that u call urself a salad, potato salad
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@nayele18: Can't afford those fancy water parks, so I just throw cups of water in my kids faces when they least expect it.
@lecalabara: "I love Justin Bieber" well I love McDonalds but you dont see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?
@AmberTozer: Friend: Look on the bright side Me: [walks away] Friend: Where are you going Me: To talk to someone who doesn't say shit like that