@Just_Lee_: It's pretty neat how owning a pool gives me an excuse to own every chemical needed to make a body completely disappear.
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@lazerdoov: Pretty lame how horses and dogs don't capitalize on their ability to wear 2 pairs of jean shorts at once
@ohpegah: "Never put all your eggs in one basket," I said to my best friend, boyfriend, business partner, and yoga instructor, Jack.
@groovyspecs: Yeah, I'd like a job where I can spend more time with my dog. - me at the employment agency
@Fingers_of_Fury: You're like that person playing Pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it.