@iRowlf: It's pretty rude how they'll kick you out of the hospital just for using a defibrillator to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
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@vikkaroni: There are four main food groups: 1. Canned 2. Frozen 3. Drive-thru 4. Fried
@realHamOnWry: I'll bet Miss Piggy kissed a lot of princes before she found her frog.
@JustinGuarini: Gods work.
@causticbob: I hate it when people say "Oh, I'm a vegetarian except for fish". Yeah? And I'm a non-smoker except for cigarettes. #WorldVeganDay
@cookiejartales: In grocery store & guy grabs my hand,starts to walk.I go with him, till he turns & realizes I'm not his wife.We broke it off...Single again
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