@Procaffinator: Its probably time to clean the microwave when you heat coffee and it comes out smelling like a burrito.
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@TheAlexNevil: I was cleaning one of my finger guns and accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
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@joeldanger: Sending an insult with a typo is like laughing at someone for tripping and falling and then tripping and falling right front of them.