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@TheMichaelRock: "It's pronounced Jeff"
"Whatever you say, Goff"
@ItsDumbTweets: It's titanic...
@ShadowTodd: Literally my professional life
@Cheeseboy22: I always cary a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say, "I like your haircut", I can respond with, "Thanks. Here, have some."
@exador86: "I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral.
@robfee: (At a funeral)
Im so sorry for your loss. I know how it feels to lose something you love. Last year Taylor Swift took her music off Spotify.