@sparklepants4: its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??
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@LegoGodzilla: I've learnt a lot from the movies over the years, such as how to count using Roman numerals... I, II, III, IV, V, Balboa.
@MyPolishFace: hey Liam Neeson is your "particular set of skills" gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?
@personontheweb: we just got new auto insurance and my mom was supposed to text our agent pictures of her car: