@sparklepants4: its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??
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@moneybreton: Top Fears 1.Walking on manholes 2.Driving, hit a deer, windshield breaks, deer caught and frantically bucks me to death 3.Christopher Walken
@KenJennings: Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?
@TheChrisAngel: By tomorrow night America will be in a turkey induced coma. On Friday...Canada attacks.
@erikbransteen: Now that they found water on #Mars, how long before they bottle it & sell it at Whole Foods for $19?