@rickkondell: Its real cute how pedestrians confuse “right of way” with immortality.
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@Tuna_Lover: I took my turtle for a walk. It's been six months and we are finally at the end of my driveway.
@citizenkawala: Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump.
@rajaet: There's only one kind of people in this world 1. who are good at maths 2. who aren't 3. whose dog can come up with a better tweet than this.
@SammySkinns: Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling. *To himself* Errybody gon be naked tho.