@rickkondell: Its real cute how pedestrians confuse “right of way” with immortality.
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@MrFornicator: Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
@kumailn: The director of "A Girl in the River" went to high school with me in Karachi! She won an Oscar! This is not gonna help w my parents. #Oscars
@H0TMessBarbie: I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty.