@LoriLuvsShoes: It's really cute how my 16 slams her bedroom door, in the house that I pay for, every time she gets pissed off. So...I took away the door
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@megbada: I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them.
@KevinFarzad: What's being in love feel like? You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway? Almost as good as that.
@thetobbie: One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming...