@QueenofSparta: Its rubbish trying to adjust a g-string in your Batman suit.
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@Schmoodles: I'm doing 'Angry Yoga' tonight. It's just lying on a mat and drinking a bottle of wine as I shout at my thighs.
@boomdingwinning: Remember, it doesn't have to be the "perfect" muder, just an unsolvable one. ~me as a motivational speaker
@panmidwest: [Father's Day] ME: I got you this meat thermometer. Hopefully it works well... DAD: Hopefully it works medium and rare too!