@QueenofSparta: Its rubbish trying to adjust a g-string in your Batman suit.
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@ThisOneSayz: 6 wakes me at 6:30am: wanna play a game? Me: go hide! 1, 2, 3... 6: you'll never find me! Me: *goes back to sleep*