@protolalia: It's sad when your closest friends get remarried and you know it'll be another 2-5 years before they're single and ready to hang out again.
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@PyrBliss: I'm no mathementientist, but I should probably go to bed because it's 4AM and I'm making up words again.
@LosLos__: My parenting book would be just a series of "Shhh" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions.
@reczit: Help is a magic word. Say it to people & watch them disappearing from the horizon of your life.
@ericsshadow: "To prove how much I love you I'm going to eat this entire pizza." That's not what I - "Please stop. Let me do this."