@jackmackenroth: It's saying something when you marry Charles Manson and you look like the crazy one.
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@murrman5: good news and bad news. bad news is the dog pissed on the bed "we don't have a dog" *smiles getting ready to deliver the good news*
@Shower4Thought: I wonder if a murderer has ever crossed my path, contemplated murdering me, and then thought "nah".
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Interviewer: When were you most satisfied at your last job? Me: After lunch, next question.