@sixthformpoet: It’s so awkward when a bird arrives back at its nest and the worms in its mouth realise that wasn’t just a free aerial tour of the city.
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@nv7281: If "The Breakfast Club" were filmed today, it would be a silent movie about 5 teens looking at their phones.
@Samigrl2: "Do what you love & the money will follow." Ate some pizza, harassed a telemarketer, & took a 6 hr nap in my underwear. And now, I wait...
@ohthatbadger: 30% of Satan's workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing.