@ieatanddrink: It's so cold out today in Wisconsin I just saw a snowman kill another snowman and crawl inside his body cavity
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@SpacemanQuisp: Trouble brewing at Symphony Hall. It's the bottom of Beethoven's 9th, and the bassists are loaded.
@Lisa_Laughs_: Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse.
@Dawn_M_: I would like to be a zombie because when someone asked me if I had a boyfriend I could just eat them.