@KeetPotato: It's so cute how all the free sandwiches in the fridge at work have little names.
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@joelu72: DOCTOR: a new study says the meds ur on cause hallucinations ME: oh LARGE MENACING CACTUS THAT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE: was it peer reviewed?
@gingerfaced: I'm obsessed with you. Not like peak through your window obsesseHEY I LIKE THAT DRESS WEAR THAT ONE
@TheBeerGuy73: The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep.