@SharpeBytes: It's so cute how you think wearing that cross around your neck exempts you from being a reasonable human being
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@Parentpains: The only standards I have in life are about the quality of alcohol I consume, and even that gets sketchy after about 5 drinks.
@MissNaughty1801: Him: you are correcting my every word for the last six years of our marriage Me: for the last 7 years
@david8hughes: [job int] "& what are your strengths." Me: lions "Lions?" Me: I'll take [lion walks by the office] I- [quietly] I'll take on any lion