@JessObsess: It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra.
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@Book_Krazy: Yes, lady who took two parking spaces. I'm the reason you can't get in your car from the drivers side. Have a nice day :)
@wickedblondeone: I just found a quarter in the vending machine, if anyone is looking for a sugar mama.
@Shanehasabeard: Before cell phones and texting, I used to get pulled over a lot for playing solitaire with a physical deck of cards while I was driving