@bugbucket: it's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager
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@shawn_spree: My son does this cute thing where he installs games on my phone and then for weeks I get notifications that my village is under attack.
@shawnspree: Is this the movie where a down and out coach is given a chance of a lifetime to turn these nobodies and misfits into a winning team?
@WilliamAder: Turned off my lights for "earth hour". I've never had so many other cars honking at me.
@Bob_Lesh: For a cheap high after age 30, just squat down for a few minutes, then stand up really quickly.