@jazmasta: It's spooky how many kids look like their owners.
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@TechnicallyRon: My new erotic novel "Love in the time of autocorrect" will be out soon. Here is a sample
@brianbowman73: We were watching The Discovery Channel on the couch. I was naked. She was afraid. I guess I should have probably introduced myself first.
@david8hughes: [turns up radio in the car] Me: I love this song. I want us to conceive our first child to it Hitchhiker: dude just drop me off here