@trevso_electric: It's summer. We're young. Let's sneak into someone else's pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities.
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@LionJenkins: [First day at New Job] New Boss: When in Rome do as the Romans you know? <Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry>
@WilliamHale1: A wise man once said... absolutely nothing. He let her vent and then they had sex afterward.
@ericsshadow: My wife googled "when is it safe to leave a child at home alone" and now she won't let me stay home alone.