@TheTweetOfGod: "It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!" - American children.
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@UberFacts: A mentally ill man shot himself in the head as a suicide attempt. The bullet cured his disorder and he became a straight-A college student.
@natedeschaine: How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany? #ThomasDieKleineLokomotive
@OutOnTheMoors: Friend celebrated her birthday today by falling off an elephant in Thailand, if you thought I'm the weird one in my circle.
@MikeCanRant: Black guy just told me "Stay up playa" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now.