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@justabloodygame: "It's terminal-"
GOD! HOW LONG DO I HAVE?
"Departure time is in three hours."
THREE? WHAT DO I DO?
"This is an airport."
SO WHAT? I'M DYING!

“It’s terminal-”
GOD! HOW LONG DO I HAVE?
“Departure time is in three hours.”
THREE? WHAT DO I DO?
“This is an airport.”
SO WHAT? I’M DYING!

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