@Naked_Superman: It's the embarrassment, not the blunt force trauma that kills you when you're hit by a Smart car.
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@beefman138: I accidentally hired a wordsmith instead of a locksmith and now my latched threshold has been compromised by a metallic puzzle solver.
@tastefactory: Hey pal, you wanna take this outside? *me & the guy from the bar scoop the bug up on a napkin and set it down gently on the grass in front*
@mattZillaaaa: I love how fresh & clean my bathroom smells after I've killed a spider with a full bottle of windex