@jamieramone: It's the point of the night where I either keep my drunk friend from making an ass of herself or just tape it for youtube.
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@ThaJawn: "Cute cat, what's it's name?" Too-ra-loo-ra, but you have to sing, or she won't come "Um ok,🎶 Too-ra-l" SHE WON'T COME! IT'S A CAT! HAHA
@jimmytorosian: Simon: I wrote a song Garfunkel: *reads lyrics* Garfunkel: "I am a rock. I am an island" dude I'm like right here. I thought we were friends
@robdelaney: Girl, are your legs tired? Cuz you were running through my dreams all night and you did some amazing parkour & also kicked a judge to death.