@EwaSR: it's the silliest best thing
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@biatchppplease: My 6 yr old just asked if I'm a happy wife.. her cover is blown I think she might be working for the other side
@HollyMemphis: When a movie says "Based on a true story." it means this is sort of what happened but with way uglier people.
@NewDadNotes: Wife: [eyes me suspiciously] have you been using my shampoo and conditioner again? Me: [brushing my volumized, shiny, tangle-free, plumeria & jasmine smelling hair] no.