@iGreenMonk: "It's the small things that make me happy" -enthusiastic microbiologist
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@MakeYourBedlam: I like reserving tables at restaurants using unique names so I can hear the hostess announce, "Optimus Prime? Your table for 5 is ready!"
@k_lli: A guy was honking at a car ahead of him to speed up at 6AM so I followed him bc his job must be amazing if he's that excited to get to work.
@NicestHippo: "Can you explain this Gap in your work history?" Yes that's when I worked for the popular clothing retailer