@iGreenMonk: "It's the small things that make me happy" -enthusiastic microbiologist
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@TheMichaelRock: Coworker: What did you do on vacation? Me: Didn't come to work. Coworker: I know that! Me: Good. Glad you understand how vacations work.
@divyne_mess: Yes I'll watch your kid,but if you don't pick her up on time, I'm telling her there's no Santa Claus.
@XplodingUnicorn: My wife was out of town, so I had to run the morning routine by myself today. I learned a lot. For example, apparently I have two kids.