@iGreenMonk: "It's the small things that make me happy" -enthusiastic microbiologist
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@T_Bonezzz_: Me: How bout we head over to my place? Her: Nope Me: I have a dog... Her: Get in I'll drive
@Home_Halfway: "Let's do 5 sets of squats & then try lifting for an hour. It looks like you got out of shape after your dad died" ~ Really personal trainer
@KeetPotato: wife: we should go before you saying something stupid me: ok wife: [to widow] lovely funeral service me: yeah lets do this again sometime
@_SingleBabyMama: After multiple failed attempts to sleep in my bed my 3yr old came creeping in wearing sun glasses. After being denied once again she said "I tried a disguise this time. I thought for sure it would work."