@ItsDumbTweets: It's titanic...
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@nowme_datta: How do people get their drivers to murder someone? Mine sulks if I ask him to fetch groceries.
@nerdreign: Some days it's little things, the tone of his voice or his words when we're alone, that help me realize I'd rather have the insurance money.
@iAmDelFreaky: I was sad to lose an arm wrestling match to a woman, but I felt better after I found out she was a man. Then sad again because we had sex.