@ItsDumbTweets: It's titanic...
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@SnizzleFrizzle: My kids are 23 and 13 and they still argue about who is my favorite. Warms my heart. Too bad it's neither of them.
@eat_pray_liv: Outkast: Ok now ladies! Me: Yeah??! OK: I wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior! Me: *slowly incurs $18.37 in overdue library fees*
@robfee: Dang girl are you the American health care system because if I don't give you all my money you'd have no problem watching me die.
@hippieswordfish: ME: so basically it's like the batsignal except it's the golden arches so you know when the mcrib is back SANTA: please get off my lap