@Midgetspar: It's too bad u can't safely fill babies with helium. How cute would that be to look up and see hundreds of floating, chubby, happy, babies.
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@Sir_Strange: I almost died today, so naturally my first impulse was to pull my phone out and tweet about it.
@generaldietz: Spiderman: Can I be in The Avengers now? Captain America: Um sure. Spiderman: What should I do? Iron Man: You're in charge of web design.
@DamonHunzeker: Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about.
@BuckyIsotope: *jumps out of plane* *begins reading parachute instruction manual* STEP 1: PUT ON PARACHUTE *looks up* Well hell