@TheTweetOfGod: It's true what they say: shut up.
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@lawyerthoughts: *throws phone over courthouse metal detector. catches phone on the other side. resumes conversation*
@SteveKoehler22: For fun, the next time you have an attractive waitress- Order a "quickie" then act surprised when she tells you it's pronounced "quiche"
@noog: Jesus: Behold my powers. *walks onto water and falls in* [back in heaven] God: HAHAHAHAHA Angel: HAHAHAHA "behold my powers" God: HAHAHAHA