@Mike_Bianchi: It's unfair to call me lactose intolerant when you consider what I'm willing to go through for lactose.
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@ShawnIzadi: Password security questions be like: What's your middle name? Why are you single? What's wrong with your big toe?
@RandomlyMJ: Thanks to Twitter I will never again ask a man "What are you thinking?" Because now I know and I am horrified.