@fsuflores: It's unfortunate when pasta night turns into a surprise family intervention.
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@venomjunkie2: I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I’m really not glad to see anybody.
@amishschool: My son, 5, scared of the thunder. I told him that was silly considering the sun could explode any day, killing us all. Think that helped.
@TheRolo: *Stands in wood & sets self on fire* "OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I want to look hot on tinder.
@lilgapeach30: 3 rules for having good teeth: brush and floss twice a day, see your dentist twice a year, and keep your nose out of other peoples business.