@fsuflores: It's unfortunate when pasta night turns into a surprise family intervention.
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@Jesssicle: Eating a cucumber would be the 2nd worst way to discover that you are allergic to cucumbers.
@brennadine: Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change.
@xLiserx: Sometimes, when he's really pissed me off, I like to log into his Netflix account and rate every romantic teen drama five stars.