@TheTweetOfGod: It's weird for Me not having a Pope. I feel like Burns without Smithers.
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@AverageCorners: "Grab a Pop Tart!" I tell my kids as I'm mixing up the dogs' breakfasts of organic, grain-free dog food with Greek yogurt and $85 vitamins.