@TheTweetOfGod: It's weird for Me not having a Pope. I feel like Burns without Smithers.
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@leshnevsky: Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!
@Marlebean: Eating a banana. Thought I should tell you. Twitter seems concerned about women getting enough potassium. But... why can't I use my teeth?
@timk927: Saying someone is doing something "like a boss" to me is an insult because my boss does things half assed & incorrectly then blames others
@MartaEffing: I hug my Uber driver at the airport so people will think I have a family that loves me.