@mikeleffingwell: It's weird how after they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together the King's men were like "Let's give the horses a shot at it"
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@archerenemy: I still don't understand why people say marriage is so hard when I've successfully completed 2 of them...
@jenstatsky: Hey, pens at the bank: cool it with the chains. You are literally last on my list of things I'd like to steal from a bank.
@teenpuke: do you qualify to be my crush? *pulls out list* *checks off has a beating heart* yup you qualify