@dxblarssonENG: It's weird how all the UFOs started disappearing once our cameras got better.
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@RxitWounds: Objection your honor! He's badgering the witness lmao *Courtroom erupts in laughter* Badger: Ok seriously I'm a lawyer and deserve respect
@NoogsCorner: Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have.
@Social_Mime: *calls restaurant* Me: Hi is your place a kid friendly restaurant? Host: Of course it is sir *hangs up*