@Mikecanrant: Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes.
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@Book_Krazy: [First Date] Me: I can't believe we're on a date! It's not cause my fathers rich is it? Him: No. He's very handsome too Me: CHECK PLEASE
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Don't forget to take a screen shot of the weather forecast today and post it on Instagram.
@AIanHangover: True love doesn't care about the look or size of your wallet, it's all about what is inside ..... the wallet.