@patrickoriley: It's weird to think there was a time when the most data a tablet could hold was five commandments.
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@ZombieProblms: My wedding vows said "till death do us part." My wife died, so I was a free man. Then she came back and bit me.
@1CarParade: If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!