@JaimeSamantha: It's wildly known that all the great artists of the renaissance era loved eating pizza in sewers.
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@KeetPotato: [guy driving the same kia waves as he passes us] son: why did that man wave at you me: because we've both made the same mistakes in life son
@krisv_723: A haunted house, but instead of masked creatures it's filled with everyone's mother-in-laws.
@JumpingJesusH: If you love a cat, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours to keep. If it doesn't, you drove far enough.
@XplodingUnicorn: My 3-year-old was counting on her fingers in the other room. She finished at 9. I am concerned on so many levels right now.