@WhaJoTalkinBout: It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that.
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@MrDelFreaky: So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh? *changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*
@Matt_The_1st: Cop: you know why I pulled you over? Me: You thought I was black? Cop: Haha. Yep. You're free to go sir
@leechee420: Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers.
@ShoutingGoddess: One day we'll open Twitter & it'll just say: Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed this social experiment. Now apologise to your loved ones.