@WhaJoTalkinBout: It's World Breastfeeding Week and, honestly, babies need to eat more often than that.
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@daneZie: *gets caught breaking into used car lot* *desperately attempts to blend in with inflatable arm flailing tube men*
@jeffporper: Just ordered a pizza and jogged past my gym holding it over my head like the Olympic torch.
@RunJeffreyRun: I just saw a guy with the Monster energy logo tattooed on his neck, so if your village is missing their idiot, we have him.
@ThePocketJustin: My phone case doesn't expose the logo on the back. So it could be anything. I could be speaking on two mirrors with foam in the middle.