@puppy_eggs: It's wrong! If gay marriage is legal who will stop me marrying this painting of a horse. This majestic painting. Who will stop me kissing it
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@tsm560: I thought IT was a movie about tech nerds. To me, that's a lot creepier than a dumb clown with a red balloon.
@10InchesPlus: You call it armed robbery, I call it people giving me gifts to celebrate my new gun!
@OhNoSheTwitnt: You think if I tell my dad "30 is the new 20" he'll start paying all my bills for me again like he did 10 years ago?