@puppy_eggs: It's wrong! If gay marriage is legal who will stop me marrying this painting of a horse. This majestic painting. Who will stop me kissing it
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@Sanbel11: Me: NO! Him: What? I haven't even said anything Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to
@Parker_Simpson: The guy who coined the phrase,"I'm not gettin any younger." The guy he said it to then coined the phrase,"No shit, Sherlock."
@vlowgoes: My garden has produced some sick beets, some smashing pumpkins and some red hot chili peppers. We go on tour in the fall.