@puppy_eggs: It's wrong! If gay marriage is legal who will stop me marrying this painting of a horse. This majestic painting. Who will stop me kissing it
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@smithsara79: Mom: *points to my yearbook photo* What a nerd, right? BF: Haha your hair! Me: *quietly* It was raining the day we took faculty pictures
@BumbleDC: Thanks for a lovely evening, I had a great time. Sure, I'll come in for a coffee. You have a lovely apartmeMY GOD that is a lot of Swastikas
@MrT1M: Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out.
@AmishPornStar1: The people who came up with all these different rules for pluralization are bunch of peni.