@Maxine12333: I've always admired a man in a uniform who is soft, sweet and tender. I guess my perfect match is the Stay Puft Marshmellow man.
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@ReeseButCallMeV: Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15.
@davidsirota: Things I learned from media: Sanders has won a bunch of states but must drop out Rubio shows he's a contender by losing nearly everywhere
@_ElvishPresley_: [1st day as a Transformer] GAS STATION ATTENDEE: And your total comes to $43,789.95 ME: (becomes a Decepticon)
@KrissiBex: My family said if I don’t get a Facebook, they’d all get a Twitter I sacrificed myself for all of twitter kind I’m the Jesus of social media