@Maxine12333: I've always admired a man in a uniform who is soft, sweet and tender. I guess my perfect match is the Stay Puft Marshmellow man.
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@davidkenny100: Gwen Stefani: 🎵this shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S wait!! If if this shit is bananas then that means... Cut to kid opening lunch box
@LivibelsDada: You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree then realise it was your air freshener.
@longwall26: I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.
@treadmilld: Someone just honked their horn to get me out of my parking space quicker so now we will both be here until we're dead.