@mochanya: I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?
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@Rollmaninoz: Cop: we found this dead cat stuffed in the the photocopier Detective: OMG, another victim of the copy cat killer
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Nephew just whispered something into a Cadbury Easter Bunny's ears then broke off its head. I'm sleeping with the lights on.
@Dawn_M_: Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink.