@chrisdelia: I've ALWAYS said "A sport is not a sport unless you can play it while shitting."
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@RowdyBowden: Raggedy Andy knew he was becoming a man when he noticed yarn where there wasn't yarn before.
@d_duhwit: Dealer: ...and this car comes with a back up camera. Me: Cool, Where's the main camera? Dealer: No, there's just one camera; for backing up. Me: Ah yes, *nodding* to the cloud. Dealer: No.