@chrisdelia: I've ALWAYS said "A sport is not a sport unless you can play it while shitting."
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@River_Niles: 2: I no want to eat pasta! It too spicy! Me: Oh ok then 2: I no wan watch Mickey Mouse he too spicy! Me: huh? 2: NO BATH TIME BATH TOO SPICY
@TheMichaelRock: Wanna have a little fun? Go to Facebook and post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!
@JohnMCochran: i want a reality show that's just footage of the losers' car ride home after family feud