@mugkip: i've always struggled spelling out "blood" with my fingers because it always comes out looking like "bbool"
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@ZachXJ: Little kid next to me on a plane just ate the preservative packet out of his jerky, looked at me and said, "Don't tell my mom."
@david8hughes: "Write this down." [Moses grabs tablet] "Thou shalt have no other Gods bef-" "Slow down, fella. It's gonna take me an hour to carve 'Thou'."
@daemonic3: "Ok, what chemical symbol should we give this Gold?" *thief runs by, steals gold* "Hey! You!" Au, got it. Next element.
@daemonic3: It's 4:20 do you know what that means?!? It means only 40 minutes left to get 8 hours of work done.