@Peauxtassium: I’ve always taught my children that no matter what race or religion, all good looking people deserve respect.
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@causticbob: If you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows
@juliussharpe: At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one.