@osigat: I've been called a lot of names but "designated driver" was never one of them.
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@caseytduncan: I hate when friends send me home with leftovers in plastic containers. "Here, you throw this food away and then clean the containers."
@peaceintruth1: I'm at my quickest when I try to follow someone out of the bathroom so I don't have to touch the handle.
@GrantTanaka: parents, please remember to teach your children not to talk to strangers, you know how boring your children are