@osigat: I've been called a lot of names but "designated driver" was never one of them.
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@Andrea__B__: God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the world, then he made the world round. What a funny guy
@panmidwest: I was going to pay the taxi driver with my leftovers from lunch but that wouldn't be fare to him