@LoveNLunchmeat: I've been Catholic for years and still have no idea which murders I should confess and which I should keep to myself.
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@SuperApple8: All I want in life is to be cool enough to cut up slices of an apple and eat them directly from the knife.
@Book_Krazy: *Arrives at airport checkin* Me: I've never been to the rainforest. I'm really excited! -Ticket please Me: [Hands her Amazon Gift Card]
@AristotlesNZ: Boss: Got good news & bad news. Me: Ya? Him: I'm leaving for another job. Me: Ok..Whats the bad news? Him: .. Me: You planning to come back?
@Schmoodles: I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute.