@tastefactory: I've been chasing a fly around my apartment for like 20 mins with a rolled up magazine. There's a really good article I think he should see
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@MoosePunch: "Ow that dog just nipped at me" PEE ON IT! "No man NO STOP THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR EVERYTHING" I'M HERE FOR YA BUDDY!
@LindzThoughts: Guys are probably not very good at Yoga, mainly because every move for them would be called " The uncomfortable Sausage"
@pleatedjeans: Gangs should do drive-bys with t-shirt guns it'd be less violent & the shirt could say "you suck" so the target still gets the message
@JanineEB4: Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!