@AdderallMomma: I've been contemplating legally changing my name to 'An End', so that all good things must come to me.
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@The_Sculptress: The only double penetrating I'll ever do is eating the double stuff Oreo I just dropped into my coffee.
@TheRolo: You guys talk about sex like it's so great. I had sex once and she made me take off my jean jacket. Just not worth it.
@NotthatAdamWest: The FBI's security gets penetrated so often that we should make it an honorary Kardashian.