@AdderallMomma: I've been contemplating legally changing my name to 'An End', so that all good things must come to me.
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@omerwahaj: Year 2142: Meat eaters have died out. Vegans survive. 2143: Everyone is dead b/c the vegans couldn't tell anyone else that they were vegan.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: I did pretty well. I left with four kids, and I came back with four kids. Wife: The same four kids? Me: I'll be right back.
@J0hnnyBlaze: Home Alone is my favorite movie about how child neglect and bad parenting is hilarious