@IamDrainBamaged: I've been dieting for 2 weeks now and so far I lost 5 Instagram followers.
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@EJGomez: guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog
@wolfpupy: first you light 100 candles, then you fall asleep. this 'burn your house down' spell works every time
@JoshuaFlail: My Pops told me that you can't go around trying to save everyone. They have to save themselves. He was a terrible lifeguard.