@chagger73: I've been divorced so long I've almost forgotten how to clear a computer history.
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@weinerdog4life: Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk.
@EndhooS: "But I can't conquer China, it's way too big..." Now Genghis, what do I always say? *Sighs* "I'm Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't"
@weirdralph: The next time someone says "expect the unexpected," I'm going to punch them in the nose and ask if they expected that.
@i_zzzzzz: Good slumber party questions: - What's the furthest underground you've ever eaten a burger - How many necks have you touched - What's pesto