@osigat: <- I've been drinking for almost 6 hours. If you see something wash up on shore that looks like this, please identify me.
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@juliussharpe: I just saw an ad for a bulletproof briefcase. The real question is: why does your briefcase have so many enemies?
@gruffybeard: Yes kids, Daddy does have a favorite and you'll find out which one of you it is when my will is read.
@Dutch_50: Ask someone how they're doing & they'll say fine. Share with them a random health issue & wait for the 20 min dissertation on their ailment.
@AngelaLovesNY: Cardinals are fornicating on my porch again! The birds...not the religious robey dudes.