@osigat: <- I've been drinking for almost 6 hours. If you see something wash up on shore that looks like this, please identify me.
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@jenlaw_11: And satan said "let all the opinions of strangers on social media have an absurdly large effect on you" and it was so
@KeetPotato: "chill before serving" is the best advice I can think of if you're an angry waitress
@NikiWithIssues: Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!