@osigat: <- I've been drinking for almost 6 hours. If you see something wash up on shore that looks like this, please identify me.
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@LuckoftheDraw86: Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. HI I'M A NERVOUS POOPER. ... Nailed it!
@jeremiahtolbert: Toddler, sleepily: "A lot of people live in our house." Me: "Momma, Matty, and me. That's all." Toddler, pointing behind me: "And them too." I turn to see an empty hallway. I'm 99% certain it was an empty hallway.
@CulturedRuffian: No thanks Facebook Live, if I wanted to see people doing stupid things in real time I'd just go visit my family.